Meatball is clear to go home. The boogeyman treatment did the trick.
Not calling home because I hope they are sleeping.
Thing is...it's not cancer. So everything else pales in comparison. And as annoying as this whole experience was, to wait forever and be low priority, I certainly wouldn't trade that status for a fast track through the ER, because I really know what it means to be important in the ER. You really don't want to be important in the ER.